Date: 2016-03-30
Location: Båsmobakken kindergarten, Mo i Rana.
Type: Birthday party.
Two birthday boys had a party, and we inspected the cake. We found it to be within the parameters of imperial excellence.
I was quite nervous before this event. We stormtroopers have a very narrow field of vision. I can’t see anything below my nose, and the lenses color everything dark green. In low indoor lighting I’m blind as a Dagobah bat, and I was afraid I would step on a kid by accident. Thankfully, there were no civilian casualties.
I spoke with one of the dads a few weeks later, and he told me that his kid had talked about the visit for days.